The Metal Jerk

by Cloudy October

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1.
intro 01:15
2.
Acknowledge all the knowledge i brinnnnng its a super suicidal phsychological thinnnnnng central to my agenda vietnam (ding)prom king skit cloudy october got a grip like an opiate Hold up on the solar, i think I left my burner on nice not the type to turn my ike turner on My rhymes blitz just like my promotional skits dont be maaaad cause I'm on the fritz its taxing your imagination until you're caught lost have you ever seen a rapper break bricks (riff)with his thoughts? Ramaatis and Brahma Lagah just told me that I'm dominate bombing minute made renegades internet centerfolds posers Cloudy Octobers taking over coma comma cobra that guys a traitor and he knows it now umma show you whose the less hardest fucking rappers up so bad they press charges when the mic's on (marvelous) my right arm turns into a a pipe bomb despite charm this is really what I'm like mom!!! well, does the name stringer bell ring a bell I'm choking rappers with the wire til my fingers swell(terrific) Your style is like somebody knocked, ran and left Kittens More inconvenience than death sentence, come get your chest kicked I think I left my burner on........ I kick one fucking verse and you a fan now stand down fail/ this is all going just how planned out swell who be busting up your block like the F H A? have (transform) you found the metal jerk within the verse ? okay, as traditional distribution does its usual violence I sacrifice prolificacy and take my time with the rhyme and the beats so by the time its complete you'll celebrate my shit like easter and never have to question me Stressing ya like S. Epatha wreck replicas I show em the ropes like pro wrestlers addressing the respect for that art when the fucks see the messenger professing turns confession when ya manifesting estrogen Yo whats the weather like, I thought I saw it in sight whats a little blood if if if I do it right right CUT EM !!!! When I get to close to mics I become a socialite robocop photop Poltergiest prototype So, roll the dice if you think your flo is nice but if not shut the fuck up and take notes from the LONG ARM OF THE RAP LAW scissors in the hands of hip hop mirroring the progenitor
3.
failure lore lust tiger coosh push good fellow twisted listening to Ella Fitzgerald I taste her body from her fingers while avoiding stupidity but isn't we fuckin like we aids proof clean team player flirty teenagers trying to get inside his dirty jeans because he seems major extremely handsome, minus the extremely dreamy, but most women do not need to see me (ahahaha) you may be a little more than mad when I leave dont let this be evidence of any inadequacy on your part this not about your worth this has everything to do with my potential in a verse so I spend most my time alone I never use the phone and rarely find time to bone playing house is played out like played out you aint the only one that be showing up unannounced))) telling me not to be a stranger (small laugh) what if a strangers what I am telling me not to be a stranger what if a strangers what I am ma'm women take shit so personal take no for answer specificity's my anthem and I wave a banner like this is not a social exercise of the heart ajar, ...........kind of bizarre for the part Scars like scarfs wearing that rejection like a necklace if affection is the nemesis protect it telling me not to be a stranger what if a strangers what I am damn Oct in a paradox enforcing the ruggedness My synopsis take you on an exodus plus i'm dusted why would I lie why would I make up problems nothing makes me giggle more than a shitty make up job I could be yours if you had a fretboard or chords to explore and yeah I told the gang you swim raw (and she's always in a rush),bringing up the clever subjects there's no sweeter sweater puppets I should treat her better fuck it but I want me more than you do when I'm making my shit how you gonna light a fire when its already lit? no if ands just Butts I'm on the way out you aint the only girl that made me cry while we made out Telling me not to be a stranger what if a strangers what I am she's always telling me not to be a stranger but what if a stranger what I am plans women take shit so personal take no for an answer specificity's my anthem and I wave the banner like this is not a social exercise I'm not your father I try not to lie to you SMOKE SCREEN!!!!!!!! My rhyme style is scumbag despicable none pass the pivotal feeling very comfortable when drum pads the ritual (oh boy) Bruce Banner Please Bruce Springtime Stein mr. all about town Bruce Benefit Lee I'll break you up in pac man and centipede (EASY) Looking at MC's how can you benefit me? you in the booth but aloof to the truth that them babies you produce aint cute but I got proof (freak this whole scheme) I wait until the cameras recording then do some shit (you,they) may consider gorgeous saying no to collabs,, got em acting shifty why dont all 30 of you do a posse track and come and get me? you aint the only cat with weak cover art and weak bars (I) got yo mama like "please dont hit me with that cheap car" fuck you and your freestyle you weak pal i'm senile, finding classic samples in a/the free pile, sucka but a stranger is what I am, man men take shit so personal, take no for an answer this is not a social experiment I'm not mother I wont lie to you like the others do hmm, okay you're so social. Lose the Vagina why dont cha? Talking revolution in song but there seems to be little revolution in your (captain kirk this one) actual life sooooooooooo who's burning flags on flag pole street? you? not me(emphasize). i fast while most of you assholes eat so give thanks (yea!!) you couldn't see me with a lens made of pyrex I press my fingers real deep where your eyes rest- tired like I feel cobwebs,I remove one digit I then wrap these cold arms around whats left of you and speak hello................. where's your brain?
4.
Play 03:10
as the lazy ocean hugs the shore by the femur seems that somebody was carved out of a dream I swing a lazy laser beam it makes me wanna have a orgasm and sleep like a baby we hate condoms we both hate condoms fining tuning fine tunes at high noon bombin miles high, and was supposed to do a dance song would of been the most fun you could of had with your pants on give me two features of twenty platoon feeders i'll get nastier than a boy scout troop leader touching kiddie rappers in their swimsuit area reporters report it as the Ginsu carrier a piece of cake I'll beat the brakes off the track you can let by gone's be by gone's or try em on like hats closet misogynist gynecologist follow this I'm throwing money at my problems mayne haha is this thing on? our ears are not dumping grounds for your bad ideas i repeat. our ears are not dumping grounds for your bad ideas we all use the interweb we all use the interweb what excuse do you have now?!! sculpt like river YO!! sculpt like a river walk like a mental patient am I on some weak shit, or beyond your expectations?? rappers around me thinks that they are pros this is why i don't fuck after my all-age shows I'm a marathon of nightmares wrapped in black skin what would i wouldn't give for a little bit a action Mr. Jeighs like ninth wonder on a fruity loop binge showing you the who is who while all you loonies tune in at my roots I'm a just a funky lord finessing beats stompin' opponents and giving girls the silent treatment we get humility confused with humiliate disintegrate your mental state its as real as hate talking about keep it real do something we can feel mother fucker you'se a rhyming sleeping pill you should leave the building probable possible hypnotical knock your skull methodical obstacles get caught in the hospital every hip hop show is like an all i can eat buffet Why do I need to fuck when I'm surrounded by so much PUSSY You cant spell rhyme without me you cant spell rhyme without me Galifanakis of this rap shit put em up put em up put em up You're talking dirty to me why does your breath smell like Viacom white rapper....you doing black art tryna take shots at a direct descendant we're offended these days I know it may be hard to process especially if you ain't never been to the projects :) to threaten me with violence i kind of feel disrespected you rhyme like you never seen a black woman naked so I guess its, time for me to show you who's the master if the shoe fits I say some cool shit then I'm Casper why would i put rims on a car like this ? television wasn't as bright as us when we were kids I can do a ton of shit that you cant deny Sick Sick Rhymes from a Sick Sick Mind I'm a blade runner who just made fun of you guys Why would you get high on your own supply ?? next door that you run in make sure that its locked cause i be having run-ins with the law
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32,000lbs 01:39
big fish in a small pond look mom all gone no hands raw songs they made a whole album of small talk the mother fuckers who have heard my tunes get they first glimpse at a birds eye with the words i choose the style is cool intoxicating like a friendship but its endless it can cheat death make breakfast, smoke and fuck better than a fantasy say cheese ghost gas face imma cataclysm pushing wigs back at a breast cancer patient convention did I mention how much this weighs cant stop my burden is your fortune sorry sorry come back come back come back My style is a walking abortion I grow crimson with embarrassment they say i change everything like sex dishing compliments out like parking tickets we laugh so hard we get jealous of ourselves its cool to be square when you're so well well, so well rounded
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I got everything I need there is only one thing missing feeling like a Saturday night inviting and I sort of feel like Tyson or m. bison make sure the stoves off then I got so high I ( just )wanted to doz off(((((((((((((((( Umbrellas in case i'm stuck in the street(s) and a knife in case the skin heads are fucking me I got my shirt tucked in I paid a buck for the crease then i almost left crib without brushing my teeth I grab the paste and I didnt waste water when I started tooth brush got more computer chips than your largest corporation looking in the mirror at my face when checking out my top and it feels like a disgrace I don't remember my forehead being this large friends outside yelling from the car I might just have to hit my barber up on his cellular who needs to freestyle I come off the top on the regular If you heard it skips a generation you was mislead my grand daddy had a full head on his death bed Should I pay that price before I'm dead its sort of like a breast implant but for your head (instead) I am not a know it all, so whats the protocol on going bald(HUH!!!!) I'm smoother than a bowling ball (HA!!!!!!!!!!!!) I'll cut ya fucking toes off if your joke calls (yeah) for a mention of the unintentional mo hawk why wont these fucking girls ever flirt with me my hairline looks like a fucking murder scene I got hats in blue, black and burgundy (trying on hats) too ashamed for the restoration surgery at least I'm not over weight is it because I wear headphones all day???? )))))))))))))) every days bad hair day its my quarter life crisis crisis crisis every days a bad hair day (I GOT MORE HAIR ON MY FACE, THAN I DO ON MY HEAD AND REPEAT) its my quarter life crisis I got more hair on my face than I do on my head yo this is my quarter life crisis sort of like its quarter life sort or like its quarter life crisis so on sort of like its quarter life yo sort or like its quarter life crisis stepping out the batters cage twice no license icing on my quarter life crisis some people got bad teeth some people got bad breath some people are flashy some people are pass fresh I guess I'm somewhere in between a skinny old looking mother fucker on the scene God you could take a few inches from my dick if you give me back the hair (that)I had when I was six I want to see the template I got a cut like a pyschotic infant and it scares women I would never straighten it to be famous i want a fucking haircut this shit feels like maintenance if I had hair I could sell more than Usher Hammertime with hammer, nobody could touch us suckas always telling me that there going to push my wig back mother fucker mother nature just did that men have had enough of it and I should be advocate looking like we suffering from break dancing accidents my brother said hes losing he lost a milli meter bills line didnt wither either I am not a know it all, so whats the protocol on going bald I'm looking like than a bowling ball I'll pull your fucking throat off if your joke calls for a mention of the unintentional mo hawk why wont these fucking girls ever flirt with me my hairline looks like a damn emergency I got hats in blue, red and burgundy (trying on hats) too broke for the restoration surgery at least I'm not full of hate maybe its because I wear headphones all day and its worth it I think every days bad hair day its my quarter life crisis crisis crisis every days a bad hair day its my quarter life crisis I got more hair on my face than i do on my head yo this is my quarter life crisis every days bad hair day (I GOT MORE HAIR ON MY ASS THAN I DO ON MY HEAD AND REPEAT) its my quarter life crisis crisis crisis every days a bad hair day its my quarter life crisis I got more hair down there than I do up here this is my quarter life crisis I got more pubic hair than I do public hair fuck!
7.
yo ha Everything from cru to track um repping with dopeness is definite like i just stepped in it any fly beat is a gift you got to rap it right don't like to keep it to myself we share that appetite jokes in my verse is spoken in church October the 1st they choking on turf I'm hitting hard enough to put a car in the shop tarring marvelous rap stars and jarring the props I use to catch em and be home in time (be)for(e) my curfew they'd light sky when I was looking for my pet turtle (bubba) my practice sessions may be proof of who can ask for better nigga catching wreck like a Macintosh Black-n-Decker I wonder how I would walk if nobody was watching me walk I wonder how i would talk if nobody was watching me talk talk i may be closer than you think or what it seems to be when rappers disappear behind like the scenery is it all about the money, is it all about me? c l o u d y in the place to be You control freaks swear you ocd all the ladies wonder where me and OC couldbe its the kind of peace that we associate with sleep put the needle to the groove recline and listen to a beat I'm under the radar I'm sick hmu I'm under the radar I'm sick Maybe I should dumb it down and get down with something simple but i would be bored up out my mind with mad chicks on tv big screen and magazines are far fetch when catching wreck like this i use rhyme like that back when i was sixteen I'm under the radar I'm sick thats my algebra brah Im under the radar im sick peace to all the rappers that feel like we in the same class step up to the microphone and get your fucking brains smashed in they'll put your name last friend Maybe I should tone it down a little beat around the bush baby you may never see me tattted up wow now its all you see is batter up style simple in plain (movie folder) i got game check out my emaciated frame. when the party is pac-man you know I'm never ghost I'm bananas-nanas, apples apples, pears pears, pretzels pretzels boom you'll never see my face on an album cover
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I KNOW ONE IS the loneliest number!!!! but its so shiny though!!! since I'm going first that means I'm number one right like, like second to none oh, man who's more relevant you cant ignore the evidence I got handles like George Frideric metaphor president Cloudy October to the rescue my style gets bit like Uncle Bens nephew I'll bless you with some yes yall's and don't stops I'mma make these other assholes real hard to watch I was sent here to put Portland on the map opening act but I'm not an opening act so look at what im holding its golden this is fucking seth rogan vs. weapon x logan you might you might be the illest where you come from but aint nobody really ill where you come from its open season on misconduct i'm turning headliner(s) into dead rhymers when I open up So whos going first whos going first Who's going first bananas BANANAS the veteran private yep i'm setting trends i bet ya'll style is drying than the jokes on Lettterman's if lack a plan I pack a jam like Jackie Chan I'll fuck you up like bush walking the streets of Pakistan MY permission isn't granted if leave em disenchanted this disadvantage makes you kiss the canvas I dropped A mic when we opened for Phife but I'm tight you don't have to hold me to the light minister of protocol I know the law(s) possible overlap this album is more like an eclipse //// you retarded fucks, you were finished before you started up now you got your work cut out for you like kindergartners So who's going first who's going first so who's going first who you want to go first, who do you consider equal some unfamiliar songs for some unfamiliar people//
9.
The Music didnt choose me and if you speak me at length you would know that I am not the future of users of the NOOOOUNS regardless of how the ssssOUND makes you feel I am but representation of the present moment Cloudy October is a concept how could I be the next whoever the fuck, when I'm more clever and plus Imma be the first me now)are the others being honest or are they just faking (it) do they study hip hip or do they just make it You can be the first you )))) analogous to the allegory of a story thats told true all my names are real When I was born i was given a euro centric name when I got little wiser I decided to change it it was connected to some horrible shit that brought pain but I know black folks who do not feel the same holy holidays I observe but I do not celebrate through consistent diligence I excelarate now I ain't trying piss on my family tree but its no coincidence that I'm of the few who likes to read I feel connected to a ton of shit I'm really sensitive I ain't trying to hide none of it I do give a fuck yeah I care about a lot they ask me who I think I am I guess I'll tell them what I'm not I'm not a man, or a myth or legend or a rapper or worshiper , a hipster um. or an activist a hater or a lover not a fighter or a writer I'm much more than all these things and you're invited too(or to) This may be the closest to a love song that i ever come you'll rarely here me (talk about some, talking about)shit that I've never done and with my lust for learning I'm a real go getter and I didn't need religion or prison to know better I like to look nice when i step out of my place but I don't need name brand shit to make me feel great and even though I often rest in a pressed fit I also like to come outside looking like shit Its comfortable and its good for my health and I don't need a mirror to take a look at myself when I wear girls and kids clothes and (I) rarely hesitate I wont hide behind the hair on my body or my face They think I'm a bitch for not using the word bitch well or (or both) I I I think they are bitches for using the word bitch I wouldn't want nobody calling my sister or momma that they never say that shit around women go figure, I guess its common and he rarely stop them when hears it spoken to him trying to find a way to speak up after all I'm only you man I don't feel American knowing the shit I know so far I'm am not that fucking car I am not my skin, I am not this place mommy and daddy seem to be the most important names anyway
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One woman's treasure is another woman's trash I never played cards cause I was never good at math mental blast put you in a body cast hit your cerebellum dis coordinate your whole mass embrace my DNA on every track half-mastered ass rap style mad rough task <(rough task ( this one maybe: rough task)> I'm taking bubble baths in the lab rearranging names of famous people that I wanna stab slipped on a pair of slippers made of glass had pleasure placing last but never made it back peace to Whippa Whip and Mr. Grandmaster Caz trigger my filter and I'll be throwing dogs around like cats I like the way you touch me you seem to like the way I touch you too the way you walk to me awkwardly talk dirty softly its kind impressive and its been stressing me baby I think you like the way i fuck I love the way you fuck too, thank you i find it treasure whenever I measure pleasure but-- there always someone that can do it better they do it better they do it better they do it better they do it better they do it better they do it better there always someone that can do it better they do it better and would probably do it better than me Leaving Teeth Marks on Your Weak Heart(s) You'll never hear me tell you that its real))))))))) Break real real real Spark Science Spark Science Spark Science Spark Science Thats not for me to decide, its all personal preference more than anything else right? Spark Science Spark Science Spark Science Spark Science How I look telling you I'm good. or im real. none of that shit is fact. Spark Science Spark Science Spark Science Spark Science Everyone thinks their dope. We'll let the people decide. Science Science Science (?ahahahah) Science Science Science (something said by soundwave voice) I think you love the way i fuck I love the way I fuck too thanks the way you walk to me awkwardly talking dirty its pretty expressive but it could never last forEVER I'm pretty sure he'd fuck you better than me haha smooth I'M on a quest love love love love love love jumping out of cakes and shit ill take the truth over the positive any day I mean He can do that angular shit you like he's bigger than me, all over He has a job and everything.

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The Metal Jerk, is named after a rhyme style I am currently employing. Martial and Marital, something old, something new, something borrowed.

The Metal Jerk is a walking abortion. It is a rhyme style that seems to have an advantage by vocally mimicking and adhering to the instruments inside of a beat. It is inspired by popular piano right hand techniques and improvisational jazz. It is also a rhyme style that is handicapped by my lack of practice, primitive syllable placement within composition and my incessant, desperate use of the punch-in function and delay effect while recording. This album marks a period in my life that I discovered that my imagination is much larger than my skill set.

This album is dedicated to all you fucks creating safe-hop complaining about other safe-hop artists. Your blood taste terrific and you make my job really easy. My colleagues and I have discussed your plight for many centuries. The best advice we can give you is to start and continue to seek opinions about your work from outside of your peer group. Listeners, the industry and the times may not be the best place to place all that blame.

On behalf of myself and all the amazing people who are a part of this project, we hope you enjoy the sounds of The Metal Jerk. Ta ta. XYXYXYXY

Limited Physical Copies of this album will be available before Spring of 2012.

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released October 18, 2011

by Fieldwerk Recordings (fieldwerk.com)

Cover and Digital Booklet Design by Nicholas Graham

Mixed by Chad Schneider and Jack Rylands
Mastered by Jack Rylands

The Metal Jerk was conceived, produced, written, pre-mixed and recorded by Cloudy October in the Action Office II, Portland Oregon, United?States of America except;

Left Front Burner Produced by D. Howard
Co-Produced by Cloudy October

The Ins and Outs of the Female Reproductive System Produced by D. Howard
Co-Produced by Cloudy October
Bass Written and Played by Gamma Knife
Cuts by DJ Void

Play and 32,000lbs Produced by Mr. Jeigh

Live @ Pioneer Square Produced by OC Notes

Wingman(Midlaw) Co-Written by R. Marcano
Cuts by DJ Pratt


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Check out OC Notes here on Bandcamp @ (ocnotes.bandcamp.com)

Check out DJ Pratt @ (www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-Pratt/216953300737)

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Cloudy October Portland

I am a half-american, myth buster, beatmaker-songwriter, rhyme inspector, social magician and b-boy. I make hip-hop that caters to the listeners intellect. It is a form that stresses emphasis in specificity.

It's LL Cool J doing audio commentary of an arm wrestling match between Frederick Kreuger and Edward Scissorhands on BET.

You Can't Spell Rhyme Without Me Folks
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