Hairline Fracture

from by Cloudy October

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about

I had a reggae type song i wanted to do and it got canned due to my lack of production skills. This beat here was supposed to be the intro and outro to the original song.

This was supposed to be a topic I wanted to cover with a album that I was going to work on with X:144. We joked about our hair loss and joked about wanting to have the album be called 'Recede'. Realizing the comedic potential in the topic, I secretly planned on writing a song about the issue and here it is.


Voice Over by Emily Faas

lyrics

I got everything I need
there is only one thing missing


feeling like a Saturday night
inviting and I sort of feel like Tyson
or m. bison make sure the stoves off
then I got so high I ( just )wanted to doz off((((((((((((((((
Umbrellas in case i'm stuck in the street(s)
and a knife in case the skin heads are fucking me
I got my shirt tucked in I paid a buck for the crease
then i almost left crib without brushing my teeth
I grab the paste and I didnt waste water when I started

tooth brush got more computer chips than your largest corporation
looking in the mirror at my face when
checking out my top and it feels like a disgrace
I don't remember my forehead being this large
friends outside yelling from the car
I might just have to hit my barber up on his cellular
who needs to freestyle I come off the top on the regular


If you heard it skips a generation you was mislead
my grand daddy had a full head on his death bed
Should I pay that price before I'm dead
its sort of like a breast implant but for your head (instead)
I am not a know it all, so whats the protocol on going bald(HUH!!!!)
I'm smoother than a bowling ball (HA!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I'll cut ya fucking toes off if your joke calls (yeah)
for a mention of the unintentional mo hawk
why wont these fucking girls ever flirt with me
my hairline looks like a fucking murder scene
I got hats in blue, black and burgundy (trying on hats)
too ashamed for the restoration surgery
at least I'm not over weight
is it because I wear headphones all day???? ))))))))))))))

every days bad hair day
its my quarter life crisis crisis crisis
every days a bad hair day (I GOT MORE HAIR ON MY FACE, THAN I DO ON MY HEAD AND REPEAT)
its my quarter life crisis
I got more hair on my face than I do on my head yo
this is my quarter life crisis

sort of like its quarter life
sort or like its quarter life crisis so on
sort of like its quarter life yo
sort or like its quarter life crisis


stepping out the batters cage twice
no license icing on my quarter life crisis
some people got bad teeth some people got bad breath
some people are flashy some people are pass fresh
I guess I'm somewhere in between
a skinny old looking mother fucker on the scene
God you could take a few inches from my dick
if you give me back the hair (that)I had when I was six
I want to see the template
I got a cut like a pyschotic infant and it scares women
I would never straighten it to be famous
i want a fucking haircut this shit feels like maintenance
if I had hair I could sell more than Usher
Hammertime with hammer, nobody could touch us
suckas always telling me that there going to push my wig back
mother fucker mother nature just did that
men have had enough of it and I should be advocate
looking like we suffering from break dancing accidents
my brother said hes losing he lost a milli meter
bills line didnt wither either
I am not a know it all, so whats the protocol on going bald
I'm looking like than a bowling ball
I'll pull your fucking throat off if your joke calls
for a mention of the unintentional mo hawk
why wont these fucking girls ever flirt with me
my hairline looks like a damn emergency
I got hats in blue, red and burgundy (trying on hats)
too broke for the restoration surgery
at least I'm not full of hate
maybe its because I wear headphones all day and its worth it I think

every days bad hair day
its my quarter life crisis crisis crisis
every days a bad hair day
its my quarter life crisis
I got more hair on my face than i do on my head yo
this is my quarter life crisis

every days bad hair day (I GOT MORE HAIR ON MY ASS THAN I DO ON MY HEAD AND REPEAT)
its my quarter life crisis crisis crisis
every days a bad hair day
its my quarter life crisis
I got more hair down there than I do up here
this is my quarter life crisis

I got more pubic hair than I do public hair
fuck!

credits

from The Metal Jerk, released October 18, 2011
Produced by Cloudy October

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Cloudy October Portland

I am a half american male vocalist, myth buster, producer-songwriter, rhyme inspector, social magician and b-boy. I make research-based hip-hop that caters to the listeners intellect. It is a form that stresses emphasis in specificity.

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